Instructions unclear. Vending machine now prangent.
I was just trying to grab a couple starch masks and, boom, gregnant
Pregante!
It’s not “be nice goes here” it’s “fruit flavored alcohol goes here.”
Virgins.
OK but it is how men work
I think anyone can be programmed to like anyone else. Look at most of our politicians.
Am not sure I get the analogy. Most people don’t like politicians and I’m pretty sure politicians are only pretending to like their constituents.
So you’re saying I should buy them flowers?
Should be titled “women, a guide for redditors”, right? Right?! Up top 🤚
^^fuckin ^^got ^^em
Why no sex if sex doll shape ? /s
Don’t be nice to women, got it!
- alpha bros
So we have to wait for the updated version that has this flaws fixed ??? /s
I feel like this should be common sense. But, hey, common sense is pretty rare.
I blame romance movies and novels and such. It’s such utter bullshit, how the stereotypical storyline is that she rejects him at first and then he’s just really
desperatepersistent and then she eventually softens up and they’re married ever after.Some women like that little dance of rejecting and the guy not giving up, but even then only if they think you’re cute beforehand.
But most women will just find that creepy and off-putting. They want to have a partner they actually find attractive themselves, not just any partner who finds them attractive enough to persist through humiliation.I blame them too.
The stereotype need to die.
Some men take rejections seriously. If you blow them off then they move on. In some cases men find it really hurts because they know they’ll be good together.
Can we go back to when no Tinder, no social media to carry out these “modern” romance practice please? No more stupid romance movies. And please every country pass a law to put a disclaimer on Jane Austen’s books, saying “This romance story never happened.”
“Some” is doing a lot of work in that statement.
Yeah, I met maybe 2½ in my lifetime.
Even Bev?

Hey, Bev is a beautiful woman with her own complex inner thoughts, desires, hopes, and dreams!
Instructions unclear. Fucked a vending machine.
Mr. Simpson, are you just holding on to the cans?
The Oblivion persuasion wheel did not adequately prepare me for actual relationships.
Even then she looks a bit Manic Pixie Dream Girl, so now they think she’s quirky in a safe way and will dedicate her life to fixing a broken boy.









