“I haven’t seen Mexico since I was four,” Ceballos said. “I don’t speak Spanish anymore. If I get deported, it would wreck my life.”
Oh no!.. hahahahahahahaha get fucked your racist piece of shit
the only shame is that it’s happening to this schlub and not the creator of the entire shit show.
That’s a chonky leopard, so much chonk
Ceballos also acknowledged that he “probably” voted for Kobach and former president Donald Trump several times because he automatically selects the candidates with an “R” beside their names.
Absolute fucking numpty here.
Doesn’t that make “vote blue, no matter who” an equally dumb thing to do?
Yes. Voting straight ticket is for lazy people who can’t be bothered to look up who their voting for. Or for cult members of either side. Unfortunately many states (like the one I’m in) only allow you to vote for one party in the primaries, when most normal people would want to vote different people for different positions based on their individual policies. We should vote for people, not parties.
Open primaries. Rank-choice voting. Abolish the EC.
Also, a socialist revolution
Closed primaries are so fucking stupid.
Why yes, it’s undoubtedly equally moronic.
Lol
Lmao
Roflmao even.
I prefer a nice ROFL aioli
The problem is that a 54-year old Kansas mayor is somehow technically not a citizen, after living here for decades.
That makes no sense.
He shouldn’t have voted, and should have known not to, but he didn’t expect this because he’s stuck in a system that’s been screwed up for decades. One that Congress won’t reform precisely to leverage it as a wedge issue like this. And now that debt has come due.
I read the comments. Its hard to spot but you can just make out the republicans. /s
I know you’re a democrat and thus don’t care about holding dems to account, but don’t think that republicans are equally lawless.
Fuckin ridiculous trash, Dems are the only ones who resign in shame after almost any scandal. Republicans have no shame it’s why they never resign after a scandal, unless they’re caught with a dead girl or a live boy.
Only time Republicans resign is when they see the shit heading for the fan, and they step out of the way to stay out of the spray.
Which is why you see so many Republicans quitting leading up to the midterms.
Not even scandals. the fucking Dean Scream.
or Al Franken.
LOLOLOL! Zero sympathy you stupid racist fucknut and you should have maintained your Spanish.
Spanish is one of the easier languages to learn so he’s got that going for him
“Feo, Fuerte, y Formal.” The Ghoul, born Cooper Howard.
It’s like ol’ yeller
i haven’t been to Mexico since i was four. i don’t speak Spanish. this would wreck my life!
awww, yeah? so now that you’re being directly impacted by Trump’s policies they’ve gone too far? could this have been avoided by not supporting a fascist perhaps? hmm…
They think they’re special and they can do anything they want because they’re republican.
What do you MEAN I’m out of the in-group? I was in the in-group.
For those smarter among us, this is why we want laws that apply fairly to everyone.
I don’t want a world where crimes are expected, and you just have to continually manage whose good graces you’re in in order to survive.
You’d think billionaires of the 1990s would agree, but they can 10x their money if they just avoid falling out of windows.
don’t want a world where crimes are expected
Yes, that is one of the Warlords: The Great Filter timelines.
How was he supposed to know that ALL THE IMMIGRANTS would include him?!
Bold of him to assume they’d send him back to Mexico and not to Sudan or whereverthefuck they’re disappearing people to
He would be best to go back to Mexico on his own right now, or else he’ll probably end up somewhere he doesn’t want to be.
Of course, he’s an idiot so this won’t have occurred to him.
He openly admits that he doesn’t actually know anything about the people he’s voting for, and just votes for anyone who represents the republican party. He doesn’t even know if he actually voted for Trump or not he just “suspects” that he probably did. This probably means he also doesn’t bother to actually pay any attention to any of the policies of the republican party.
He just coasted through life without paying any attention or ever engaging in his brain. He’s the reason that manufacturers had to start putting “don’t drink bleach” warnings on bleach.
Anyone who isn’t even sure who they voted for for president just 15 months ago should not be holding any political office…
Actually if he did vote for president, he did so illegally.
I don’t know, a lot of people in the US act exactly like him. I feel like you should be quizzed at the polling station with very basic questions about a politician’s publicly announced policies. You know stuff that you would be able to find out with 30 seconds of research on Google. Nothing too taxing.
If you can’t name at least one policy announcement you should be kicked out.
So he’s voted in elections…as an alien?
The next plot twist will be he is illeterate and didn’t know for real who he voted for.
He’s the reason that manufacturers had to start putting “don’t drink bleach” warnings on bleach.
I don’t think he read the warnings
That’s for snowflakes!
He’s a fucking mayor, how does he not pay attention to policies?
I have colleagues who don’t read emails, so I guess it’s possible.
But given the fact that he appears to be ignorant of fundamental US laws, I have to conclude that he didn’t bother reading any of them.
It’s difficult to understand how a permanent resident would think he’s a citizen and therefore eligible to vote.
I’m also questioning why the state of Kansas didn’t verify his voter registration in any way.
Right? What happened in his civics/U.S. government classes, he just thought the voting rules didn’t apply to him? All the other people who moved to the States from Mexico by the time they were four, yes, just not him.
Some states allow non citizens to vote in non federal elections. I don’t know the rules for Kentucky.
Apparently neither does he.
You mean Kansas?
Probably. To be honest, I couldn’t tell you anything about either place. Except Dorothy doesn’t make fried chicken as good as the dead white guy in the racism suit.
Kentuckian here, we’re known for horse racing, bourbon, coal mining, and cave tourism. And also being ruthlessly exploited by the aforementioned industries for as long as the state has existed (and possibly even before then).
Big difference in voting for the local school board and voting for president.
Oh, both are easy to answer:
Because he’s a dumbass Republican.
… but I repeat myself.
Because he voted the correct way for Kansas
Well, you know what they say about MAGATS: They’re stupid.
Turns out we’ve been living in Dumbfuckistan the entire time.
“This is unfair,” says man who suddenly experiences actual fairness for the first time.
He really shouldn’t have ever voted in elections. His incompetence isn’t a great excuse.
If I get deported, it would wreck my life.
He was all for it when it was wrecking someone else’s life.
He should go to Mexico and get a decent education because the US clearly did not teach him some basic ass fundamentals in civics and general comprehension.
We don’t want him here, thank you!
Somebody has to clean your toilets, right?
Hahahahahaha. This is just the best. Newsflash “Leopard dies from overeating”
He says:
I always loved Trump, this is unfair
That just shows how these idiots think. His opinion on Trump and his legal position regarding citizenship are in fact completely separate. But they don’t see this.
They think along the lines of “The state shouldn’t punish me, I am on the right side”. That’s the sort of underlying mental model of the world they have. It’s unfathomable.
I’m starting to wonder if this thinking goes the other way.
Do people like this also feel vulnerable if their candidate isn’t running things? Like, did Obama or Biden feel like a legitimate threat while they were in office?
Us vs them. Nothing else computes for them. Your actions don’t matter.
History will remember these people in the same way it remembers those that tried to justify the slave trade.
They’re completely unable to separate desire from reality. They want the situation to be x so they believe that it is x. They cannot understand that reality doesn’t necessarily map to their desires. Which makes them considerably less intelligent than squirrels, who understand that, which is why they spend all summer stockpiling food.
“If I side with the bullies, I cannot be bullied.”
If someone says “I love trump please save me daddy trump” sometimes it works sadly
Only if they say it while waving a couple million dollars…
