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vsoponge@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Germans

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Germans

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  • DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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    2 年前

    He probably got his Germans in Kindergarten.

  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 年前

    Ich kann relatieren.

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    2 年前

  • Senseless@feddit.org
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    2 年前

    Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
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    Das kannst du gar nicht beweisen, du kleiner Hosenscheißer!

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      2 年前

      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

      Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    • weeeeum@lemmy.world
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      2 年前

      What is the German onomatopoeia for a sneeze?

      • Samsy@lemmy.ml
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        2 年前

        Hatschi!

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    2 年前

    Gesund = Health

    Heit = ness/is

    Gesundheit = [Have] Healthiness

    Translator guides/apps: “FATHER LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO ART IN HEAVEN BLESS THIS SICK LAMB AND RID HIM OF HIS DEMONS, BLESS YOU, AMEN!”

  • einkorn@feddit.org
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    2 年前

    SPRICH

    • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 年前

      DEUTSCH

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        2 年前

        DU

        • weker01@sh.itjust.works
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          2 年前

          SACK

  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    2 年前

    *Achso

  • troglodyte_mignon@lemmy.world
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    2 年前

    I didn’t know that you could say Gesundheit in English.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      2 年前

      What else would we say?

      • troglodyte_mignon@lemmy.world
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        “Bless you”, I guess? I just wasn’t expecting a German loan word in that circumstance. And people even seem to pronounce it correctly!

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    My sneezes do sound like I’m screaming “Achtung!”

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Ramstien anyone?

    • Bobby Turkalino@lemmy.yachts
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      2 年前

      Du

      • adr1an@programming.dev
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        Du hast…

        • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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          Du hast unseren Bandnamen falsch geschrieben.

          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            2 年前

            Und ich hab nichts gesagt

          • ripcord@lemmy.world
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            2 年前

            Ok, Rammstein then. Fcking Germans!

            • Johanno@feddit.org
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              Wouldn’t be a real German without being a Grammar Nazi.

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    deleted by creator

    • Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 年前

      It is ok quality for me

    • atlas@sh.itjust.works
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      quality is perfectly fine, it looks nothing like your screenshot

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