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Morph9@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

I need a ticket... fast! 😨

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I need a ticket... fast! 😨

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Morph9@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • cm0002@lemmy.world
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    Hope I lost my ticket

    • Morph9@lemmy.zipOP
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      Ok, give me yours then. 🫱

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        Take my monthly pass, I won’t be needing it.

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          Your monthly ass?

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Oh, no, step boarding pass officer, I forgot my ticket and now I’m stuck!

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      Oh I was going the other way with it. “I’ve got my ticket officer but you’re not going to like where it’s at as much as I will.”

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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        Just reachin’ up there with they whole hand, huh?

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    What was that saying again? Gas, grass, or ass?

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      That’s the Kansas state motto

  • Marduk73@sh.itjust.works
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    New humorous sign for my bathroom.

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    what’s a TIOXET

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      Well, if you don’t have one, you’d better have your ass ready!

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        my ass was born ready!

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          Good, because if it wasn’t, there’d be trouble.

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            Relax, don’t do it
            When you want to sock it to it

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              Wait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers’ asses if they don’t have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.

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    Let’s the wind blow the ticket away whilst maintaining eye contact with the ticket checker.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.

    Out!

  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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    Pray for the best, plan for the worst.

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      Knew I should’ve done the enema

  • southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic)@sh.itjust.works
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    Free ride! Take it easy!

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    I’m always ready.

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    Should i undo the upvote?

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    plese hve ticet or ass redy

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