I mean, give her a taco job.
Why not both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ooh, spicy 🌶️
spicy blowjobs?
Spicy habanero tacos, then a bj…
Do poeple really like blowjobs this much? Why are they always the punchline?
Tell me you’ve never had a good blowjob, without telling me you’ve never had a good blowjob.
I give better blowjobs than I’ve ever received. Wish I could blow myself to see what everyone else gets to experience.
( G O A L S )
sad glucking noises
Um, yes. You get most of the great stuff about the other holes, plus a tongue that can do all sorts of wonderful things, the mouth can vibrate if they make noise while you’re in there, your partner has more control over tightness etc.
There’s also the aspects of submission to your partner, and the fact that like all oral, they aren’t getting direct stimulation themselves from it. They’re doing it for you because they just want you to feel great.
It’s pretty hard to get a completely unenjoyable blowjob, but the ceiling on how great one can feel is fucking astronomical.
It’s one of those things where you can end up chasing the “high water mark” of the best one you’ve had for decades. I hold on to vivid memories of one I had eighteen years ago. I find that sex can be similar, but seems to be easier to reach the heights of your best times because you have more personal control. Blowjobs rely entirely on your partner, and most people don’t enjoy getting pointers on technique, especially in the moment.
So the mindblowing, life changing ones are rare. But it’s almost always fun.
I don’t think most people wonder why women love recieving oral, so I’m kind of surprised people would be confused about blowjobs, lol.

They’re the main reason for living
So that’s what happened to my will to live
Blowjobs save lives!
They can be glorious, but need some dedication.
I love blowjobs.
I imagine so. Im not too keen because im wired weird, I vastly prefer giving than getting, but physically they do feel awesome.










