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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

Jesus H. Christ

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Jesus H. Christ

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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  • burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    Won’t someone unmute jeezus

    • dp@thebrainbin.org
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      What difference would that make?

      • burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
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        I’d like to hear what he’s saying, for one.

        • kautau@lemmy.world
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          EAT THE RICH

          I think or something along those lines

          • burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
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            Hell yeah

      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        3 hours ago

        Fuck me, I laughed way too hard at that.

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    “I saved you from being sent to hell.”

    “Wait, who was going to send me to hell?”

    “I was”

    “…”

    “Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this.”

    • blaue_Fledermaus@olio.cafe
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      Depending on the interpretation the “I was” should be “yourself”.

      As God is the source of all life and good, choosing to turn away from Him means hell is self-inflicted.

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        Isaiah 45:7 : I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things,"

        God made the evil.

      • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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        As God is the source of all life and good

        If this is what god said, then it’s like Jeff Bezos running ads saying he’s a good guy.

  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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    Remember, the concept of hell doesn’t exist anywhere in Jewish or Christian scripture. It’s a much later Hellenist addition.

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      I’m atheist but Jesus definitely references hell in the Bible

      A quick Google search returned this (a few are from the new testament and the evangelists):

      https://bibletolife.com/resources/verse-collections/33-bible-verses-on-hell/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23327403313&gbraid=0AAAAAoQ3EMbRTOXZgsVfcZl7ZtKbhQK9m

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        This is incorrect. The word “hell” is not Greek, Hebrew, or Aramaic and does not occur anywhere in scripture. Every time you see the word “hell” that word has been intentionally mistranslated from other words that already have clear, unambiguous meanings. Aside from word choices, the concept itself originates in Hellenism, the literal Greek Hades. The Roman cults injected their own tradition into the growing Christian cult, and gradually it evolved in the cartoonishly silly “fiery underworld of eternal torture” concept, a very convenient tool for controlling a populace through dogmatic terror.

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    Remember that religion is true to the poor, false to the rich, and useful to the powerful.

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    The whole thing about Jesus saving us by suffering and dying… If god was all powerful, he could have saved us without all the suffering part. Since he had to suffer, there are rules that god must adhere to. If god has to obey rules, then he is not all powerful.

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      Everyone be like “god is merciful and love us all” and then the god smile, bend down, and give sweetheart little Timmy bone cancer.

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      …wat? It’s not because there’s rules (he very well could have simply snapped his fingers), it’s because he wanted to demonstrate to us how much he loved us. It has to do with the whole “he is the embodiment of both perfect love and perfect justice” thing.

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    of all the myths out there, this may very well be the least compelling.

  • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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    YHWH is literally panel 3.

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