Didn’t even slam that stem. What a douchenozzle.
He opened his mouth tho and that slowed him down a little. The cyclist next to him turned his head tho which made him slower. Hmmm
If he was really serious about it he wouldn’t have shaved - he would have waxed.
deglove
I don’t think there’s a rule against it.
$2,600
Former phreaker detected
I knew a guy with one of those bike, and he had special towels in the garage because the tires couldn’t touch the ground
Same dude swapped frames every year cause the manufacturer rolled out upgrades like Apple does iphones. One beam at a time, they went from round carbon fiber to triangular. He dare not be spotted on last year’s model!
More like Fast and Furless
New kink unlocked.
The most hilarious mod I’ve ever seen is people who remove three of the six screws holding the front chain ring in place – while being easily 50 pounds overweight.
Yeah it’s dumb. I bought my used mountain bike from a entusiaist. The bike was in really good shape with some of the best components money could buy at the time. Out of curiosity i asked him why he would sell the bike. He said he really liked it a lot, but it was just too heavy for long uphill rides. He then showed me the bike he replaced it with. A brand spanking new high end mountain bike. When i was home, i just had to know and compared the specs roughly from what i knew. My calculations said that his new bike was like 50 to 100gramms lighter. The guy wasn’t really a featherweight either. Eating less would’ve saved him like 5k
It’s only kind of dumb, at least this way you get pretty neat gear at relatively low prices.
How much is the total weight of one the bikes ? 100 grams is insane. Their stool probably weighs as much, they should’ve just poop !
I weighed my bike at 16.5 kg
That was my exact thought. If you pee before your ride you lose like 300g. Of course there is a difference between unsprung weight and stuff, but still… Same with carbon rims for mountain bikes. The prices are insane and they are pretty flimsy compared to just an alloy wheel.
Totally worth it.
That other guy’s gonna be miles behind by the end of the race.
These sort of people crack me up, because every one of them hates e-bikes because they’re ”cheating". Like, dudes, we’re not racing. There are a lot of hills by my house and I would literally never ride a bike if I didn’t have some help going up them.
I don’t see how having a motor to help you out and spending a few grand on a carbon fiber frame are much different. It’s all just making it easier for you.
I don’t see how having a motor to help you out and spending a few grand on a carbon fiber frame are much different.
Some people cycle as a sport, and races don’t let you have e-bikes. Plus, putting in all the work to climb a hill under your own power and getting to ride down is rewarding. Sure, getting a carbon fiber bike makes the work a bit lighter, but you’re still the one putting in all the work, which isn’t the case with e-bikes.
While the people in your example are failing to understand that people habe different motives for cycling, you’re doing the exact same thing here.
I ride fixed distances (25 and 50 miles). Any improvements to the efficiency of my bikes means I’ll just get less of a workout each time. Why pay (so much) more just to get less exercise?
If you’re asking why pay for an ebike to get less of a workout, i think the framing of the question is wrong: you get an ebike because less exercise vs a normal bike is still more exercise than driving
I’m not talking about e-bikes, I’m talking about insanely expensive regular bikes where you pay extra thousands of $$$ to shave grams off the bike’s weight.
Ahhhh okay yeah that makes more sense.
Tbh i don’t get it either, unless you’re doing Olympic training why does it matter
It doesn’t matter, it’s a sport. All sport/games are about overcoming unnecessary obstacles within some arbitrary rules. They’re not training for the Olympics but they’re playing the same game: electric motors aren’t allowed in the Olympics so they don’t use them.
As for why they get annoyed at others using electric motors I have no idea: It’s like if a chess player got annoyed if they saw someone playing checkers 😅
I agree, that’s why I stopped lubing my bike chain and leave my tires 30 psi low (well that’s for glass and nails, but h workout is a free bonus)
Bring back steel bikes 🙌
They’ve never gone away, I ride mine almost every day.
I know this would be one rebuttal. Yes, you can still ride your steel bicycle, but the manufacturers left are few and premium-priced.
I wish the cardboard ones became a thing. would love to lock up my bike with a luggage lock and some thin wire
Can you redirect me to a showdown of successful cardboard bikes?
Stupid bullshit like this is part of why I hate cyclists. Especially the kind that ride in the middle of the road instead of sticking to the bike lake.
If it’s unsafe to go into the other lane to overtake, it’s probably unsafe to overtake them anyway.
Lots of cyclists hold the lane when they feel unsafe being overtaken as it makes drivers think twice before trying.
Yesterday, my group got overtaken while there was an oncoming car because the driver thought they could get through, horrible position to be in.
Cyclists ride in the middle of the road because it’s safer and it’s what’s recommended to them to do via the highway code (in the UK).
This is so that drivers don’t miscalculate the amount of space needed to give the cyclist they don’t clip their handlebars with the wing mirrors and potentially kill a guy.
As well as making the act of overtaking a more conscious effort. You ain’t going to chance it if you have to fully go into oncoming lane to do so.
Meanwhile I own the world’s heaviest bike ever, and love it. I love the way my chest hair flows in the spring wind as I peddle in my baggy sweats. Nothing more freeing.
Work it
don’t forget this glorious wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamil
Grown man with expensive bicycle and tight-fitting clothes
Funniest non-vandalism caption (I seem to recall they didn’t like the monkey who masticates while others watch—wasn’t me but suppose would be in the logs from 10-20yr back)
Buying an expensive road bicycle has been described as a more healthy and affordable response to a midlife crisis than buying an expensive sports car.
Ah, Posers then. But yes at least it’s a healthier response. There’s worse things.
Latchkey kids: I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t get a ride to school until high school.
That’s great
"Me, I’ve got a secret motor in the bottom bracket powered by batteries in the shaft
Are we still talking about bikes?
Bikes?
Meanwhile, during a shopping stop in a two-day back-country ride:
“Let’s wait for Pus finishing their ice cream.”
Me, with a baseball cap, sunglasses, jeans and a hoodie, headphones on the head, cigarette in the mouth and ice cream in one hand, handlebar in the other:
“What? No need to wait, I’ll follow yall.”
You smoke cigarettes and go on 2 day long bicycle rides for fun? That’s like being a vegan who will eat meat but only if the animal died in some truly awful way.
Some people just really enjoy bicycling. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree this is insane, a cig kills my ability to bike much. But I totally get not caring about your health and just happening to have a hobby you love be exercise
I tell you hwhat. The meat industry is awful but roadkill… that there’s good eatin.
This was me when I smoked.
I’m not sure of its the eight years since my last cigarette giving me superpowers or if I’m just eight years older and my body cries at each minor inconvenience but I think I was healthier when I was downing a pack a day of menthols.
Fuck I miss smoking.
Good news!
Þere will come a time when, statistically, if you started smoking again you would be almost guaranteed to die of someþing oþer þan lung cancer. In oþer words, you can start smoking again when you’re 60!
I’m counting þe days…
Lmao well at least I have that to look forward to
I’ve quit three years after that adventure, but it turned out that regular bike rides contributed much more to my health than smoking took away. So I rather miss cycling now.
