That story is from 2023
Interesting roster
I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?It is literally taking the Lord’s name in vanity.
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
Oops, it’s all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what’s actually happening.
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.
I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
True, but then again we’re talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.
What a terrible day to be literate
But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)
(Jesus’ looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)
Knocking out money changers in the temple Jesus, flipping over tables Jesus.
I picture my Jesus with one of them tuxedo t shirts. It says he’s kind of formal but he’s here to party.
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
That’s what the priests are for.
Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”
Just think, if Mary hadn’t been sleeping with the mailman we wouldn’t have to be dealing with this shit.
Oh, no, I wasn’t cheating on you this baby came from, er… God yeah, god, it’s a virgin birth honest.
can you imagine… getting Joseph drunk as fucking hell and then showing up as gabriel being like… “yeah cool story bro.”
https://m.twitch.tv/ask_jesus was quite popular a while back.
No it doesn’t, it let’s you talk to an LLM that is configured to give responses like imaginary beings would.
Hey Jesus, show me a seahorse emoji
