Peter, if your last name is Phile
Judas
Alexa
Chlamydia is a cute name for girl, but unfortunately it already has meaning that is not so much cute.
Karen.
Grannyfanny
Any of the biblical names, let’s try to be more original and not get bullied
Donald
Ask Elon, he tries to come up with a worse one for each child.
Speaking of which: Elon
For a boy? Sue.
There’s a song about that.
That was the joke.

People in 1990: maybe enough time has passed that - nooope.
I was doing payroll recently for my work, and came across Harsh Harsh. I had to ask our HR lady, really? His last name was Harsh and his parents named him Harsh?
Well, no. She said his name was simply Harsh but our system required a last name so she repeated it.
Still, pretty harsh I think.
That’s an interesting thing, in many countries such as the UK, it is perfectly legal to just not have a surname. Probably the best example is our own King, Charles.
It means joy in Indian languages
That actually makes it funnier lol
Winifred

Felanie
Lol, everyone knows it’s spelled “Phelany”.







