• Klear@quokk.au
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    I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black
    It’s a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap
    I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
    And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
    Yeah, you’re wack cause everybody understands what you say
    But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay
    And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
    And I say, “Karate pencil case” and put it on tape

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    Always, no sometimes, think it’s me

    But you know, I know when it’s a dream

    I think I know, I mean a yes

    But it’s all wrong

    That is, I think I disagree

  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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    When it comes to hateful words, I got skin like a rhinoceros

    Diamonds on my binder, fourth grade I was immaculate

    Reading, writing, arithmetic my favorite? Mathematics

    Marked my paper more than average

    You bastard rappers you should go play in traffic

    The way I ball, I could’ve played for Toronto Raptors

    Olympic swimmers from Nigeria, emeralds in my ears

    So far from clear 'cause they resemble frozen lettuce

    91 degrees out in Belgium, you ever seen melted lime jello?

    Did I confuse you losers? I pull up in the candy relish

    Rap game Peppermint Patty and the lavender bumble bee jackets

    Your girlfriend’s vagina smells like Bumble Bee tuna

    She duct taped me to the dumpster

    Otherwise I woulda left sooner

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      Chinese food - Alison Gold

      an entire song about nothing but being hungry for Chinese food.

      zero symbology, zero merit, it’s literally talking about the exact subject the words are describing.

      yeah…I’ll take acid induced delirium over this shit any day.

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      Millennial here, this line still lives rent free in my head. That shit is legitimately good as a lyric because of it lol