Sometimes the best version of myself just needs a donut. Nothing wrong with that.
That guy is about to suck the jam out of all the donuts with a Macgyver’ed straw made from a Bic pen he found on someone else’s desk, and leave the donuts in the box
Then he’ll reassemble and put back the BIC without washing it.
Oh, is that what it meant? “A” donut? I thought the temptation was taking several donuts.
“After all, why not? Why shouldn’t I take the whole fucking box?”
Doughnuts are made of concentrated evil. That’s why all policemen love them: bad cops refuel their inner evil, and good cops eat them to destroy evil doughnuts.
Nonsense, there are no good cops.
Jam-filled donuts usually aren’t the sort with a hole, and these look like they might be rings. I am conflicted.
It is possible to jam-fill a ring donut, and the ones pictured might not be rings, only sunken, but either way, something here tells me there’s not a lot of jam in them and it’s bothering me far more than it should.
… I’d say I was hangry, but it’s not long since I ate. Maybe I just really want a donut.
It’s a box of assorted donuts. The brunet prefers plain donuts, but knows the blond likes the jam-filled ones so he tells him there’s a few jam-filled ones left.
Omg, the male equivalent of blonde and brunette used correctly in the wild.
Yeah I think the artist thought they just looked like buns otherwise. I’m going to imagine the baker’s apprentice injected them from the top and also used too much so that’s jam leaking out.
Ethan Klein when he sees a young coworker.
Be the best jam-filled doughnut eater you can be!
Mmm, jam-filled doughnut-eater…
the next frame should be him crying with jelly around his mouth and crotch.
And trying to shave the tattooed skin off his arm, laying in a puddle of blood & self-loathing & regret & shame.
I don’t get it?
It’s like tattoo guy pledged to himself to eat healthy, which lasted until there was donut in front of him.
There’s nothing unhealthy about eating a donut. It would only be unhealthy if you ate a lot of them, and consistently.
It’s moralizing eating sweet foods and people who buy into the shame culture around them find it funny
Right, you can eat a donut and still be your best self?
He’s going to violate a donut, isn’t he.
So I actually had a slightly different read. This guy thought his tattoo was awesome enough to inspire enthusiam from his peer. But then his peer was just as, if not more, excited about donuts. I like donuts, but I thought the tattoo guy was just feeling less special.
I feel like this has to be the only sensical read. He’s now wondering if his tattoo is real dumb as well and the guy was just being happy/nice.
I’m not sure how this was intended to be interpreted? I’m interpreting it as the guy with the tattoo is weak to donuts and knows he can’t live up to his tattoo. he’s about to go whole hog on that box of donuts and leave none for his coworkers.
So just be the best chubby guy you can be.
I don’t get it… Does he think that been a cream-filled hole is more important than his tattoo?
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Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!






