Everything reminds me of him 😞
THE PROPHECY!
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They’d probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.
Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!
“It shrinks…?!”
Nice
everything reminds me of her
Conception hahahahha
This wouldn’t be an onion article
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!
Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t
that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.
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It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F
Also, in related news, today I learned:
In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.
Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.
It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.
I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.
Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.
I thought it was finger banging.
Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.
I mean, sure. You do you, friend.
The Italian seal of approval
I don’t see any seals in the picture.
Here’s one!
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Some assholes love it when you speak Italian to them
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Know we’re all fucked.
Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.
