The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
Macrohard…the kind of joke that 11 year olds made on AOL in 1994
Macrohard, another very funny joke from Elon’s brilliant mind.
Good luck to Musk then. Was listening to a cybersec podcast on my morning dog walk and one of the stories was about the amount of security flaws that can be created with AI coding machines. Unless you’re aware of the language, exploits, weaknesses etc. etc.
What a dumbass. Every time he opens his smarmy gob these days he makes himself seem dumber every time.
It’s the drugs, the sycophants, and the power.
He’s completely lost touch and has gone full megalomaniac.
“Oh, yes, chief, creating a giant bowl of cheese is so original, you’re a genius”, a sycophant.
“God. I’m a god”, Musk.
“Yes, chief, you’re a god”, a sycophant.
“I’m so amazing that people think I’m a god”, musk.
I think there’s a touch of cognitive decline happening, too. Or like a serious brain injury.
Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.
I made that joke when I was 13 years old…
what makes you think fElon isn’t 13 years old too?
Dude claims he can code. I want to see him personally make Doom run on a Tesla.
This is dumb on a different level
This guy tries so hard to be cool.
Jesus… it’s like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we’re on the train.
That’s what the Cybertrucks were for all along
At least its good to know that these fucktard billionaires can make tons of terrible business decisions over and over again, but have so much money that every once in a while their business decisions still make them gigantic, irrational, sums of money.
It’s like finding out that the captain of the airplane you’re on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we’re in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can’t we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.
I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.
Honestly I’ve been hanging out with some Cajuns and it sounds like Louisiana is a few laws and aesthetic choices away from that
oh man i’m so glad this musk slop ended up on my feed without any real critical comment or insight, just some shitty link and misleading headline
thanks OP
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
“Be the change you want to see ol in the world”
-Luigi
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
He is already 95% cuntamine.
I don’t think that’s possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
It’s absolutely possible if you’re abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That’s just an OD though, long term abuse like it’s suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
He’s also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won’t slow down he won’t drown. Someone will come to his aid.
First thought: Well, usually i’d laugh, but it’s microsoft, so this might actulally work
second thought: wait, Twitter also doesn’t produce any hardware… why not start there?
Wait until Musk comes forward with the Macrohard GamerX series of consoles, to play AI slop games.
And the circuitry and QA is also done by AI.
I can take this one: Because he doesn’t actually care about creating anything of value. If he truly believed in it, you’re right, Twitter or even Tesla’s software engineers would be on the chopping block and he’d replace them with AI as soon as he can. But he doesn’t.
He knows this is a longshot. Most likely to fail, but very profitable on the near-impossible chance that it works. But he doesn’t care even if the odds are truly impossible. Because this is an investment opportunity, so people will throw money his way, no matter what the odds.
People assume he’s an idiot, and he is. But he’s not stupid, at least not in every way. He certainly has a skill for separating others from their money, which he happily takes advantage of.
Microsoft is a very low bar tbh
“In principle, given that software companies like Microsoft do not themselves manufacture any physical hardware, it should be possible to simulate them entirely with AI,” he added.
Ummm, is someone going to tell him about the Xbox, Surface devices, and the entire Azure infrastructure they built.
Musk just announces this shit to look like he’s doing something so the investors don’t flee. If anything is actually delivered it will be forgettable and he will have moved on to the next thing he can hype.
It’s that or he’s trying to get Microsoft to give Grok a more prominent role on their platform and this is how he thinks he can active that.
How the stack of cards hasn’t fallen down yet is head scratching and I’d love to know what business is actually using Grok for something serious.
And the Zune. Don’t forget the Zune!
I loved my Zune
