• Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 hours ago

    At least Doctor Who would’ve been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.

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    12 hours ago

    A whole lot of you seem to prefer your narcissistic surgeon to operate on you while horny out of his mind. If he’s got a boner to the point he can’t concentrate, and I can be kept stable a few minutes, and he has a willing partner, be my guest.

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      12 hours ago

      It was an anesthesiologist. And yeah, I’d much rather be kept sleep throughout the entire surgery, thanks.

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        11 hours ago

        So that it’s clear to everyone, anesthesiologists are usually the highest paid person on any surgical team, and there’s a reason for that. Knocking you out without killing you is hard.

        That said, the guy did leave someone else to monitor things, and wasn’t gone for much more than a long bathroom break.

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          Open secret of the surgery business is that the CRNAs (specialty anesthesia nurses) do all the actual anesthesia work, the Anesthesiologist’s job is really to pick the anesthetic based on patient history and bloodwork, do the calculations for dosing based on body weight, and attend for interventions if something goes wrong. The Nurse he put in charge when he left was almost certainly already doing all the work anyway and he was just twiddling his thumbs with a hard on in the corner.

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          10 hours ago

          I’ve also heard that it’s like a pilot job, the hardest part being the beginning and the end. During routine surgeries, they have fuck all to do, so might as well fuck I guess? /Shrug

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      11 hours ago

      Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it

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    17 hours ago

    However, she was satisfied

    Phrasing.

    …that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.

    That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice… You can’t get fucked again.

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    19 hours ago

    Bullshit. Doctor Who would never leave a patient during an operation to have sex. I’m not sure The Doctor ever has sex. Well maybe Tenant’s clone but he wasn’t really The Doctor at that point was he?

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    18 hours ago

    …it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.

    Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.

    That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.

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      15 hours ago

      I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.

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      17 hours ago

      Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.