Has he tried not being a human pile of feces?
Self-improvement is a poor man’s game.
If you have a dominance-oriented worldview, being less shitty than your clout allows you to get away with is preemptively surrendering. Imposing your full shittiness on the world is dominance.
The former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson is said to have not changed his socks daily, seeing imposing his stench on underlings and those wishing to deal with him as a power flex.
Can fungal toenails be fatal? Because that guys deserves it if so.
Well the fungus can creep up your leg into your genitals, but for men this is much less painful, let alone deadly …
Who would dare question his nobility? Guy has so much money not a person around him is going to want to risk telling money bags himself he’s not the greatest person on earth.
The reason: they either depend on him for money or if they don’t then they know he’s emotionally unstable enough to turn this into a monetary problem with lawsuits or political fuckery.
Most people have seen how things go when they talk to their insane MAGA uncle about reality. Now just imagine if he had all day to fuck around, was constantly taking drugs and was unimaginably wealthy.
don’t forget the lack of accountability.
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i assume the tax savings outweighs the cost of the bodyguards.
With each bodyguard he adds one more person has the opportunity to do a funny thing.
I wonder how competitive their salaries are? How gold is that goose?
Nope
Luigi, a job creator
We need to create a lot more jobs.
There are a lot of jobs for Luigi.
Not this one. Luigi loves Elon.
Allegefly. He was with me in san Francisco at the time of the shooting.
When we rise up hopefully they will join us. If not oh well we will bring extra body bags.
Luigi, Elon Musk fan
Elon Musk, father of 14 children was basically never seen with his kids until a CEO was shot. Now he always travels with at least one portable meat shield.
Father of 14 known children. The down low is apparently he pays women one million dollars to bear his child and she has to sign a non-disclosure agreement that she won’t tell people it is his baby.
He is on record saying he wants to make a legion. That is around five thousand babies. He is one of the richest men in the world so this is within his reach. I am going to go throw up now.
A million dollars? It’s sad those women don’t even realize what a paltry sum of money that is. You become a billionaires concubine, and all you get is enough money to pay for a house in a low cost area, and food/medical bills/clothes/school/activities for like maybe five years at most, then you get to find a job and become a single mother that works full time. And you better be careful with your choice of housing, taxes are due every year
How crazy expensive is america? One million is like thirty years of minimum wage salary before taxes in Spain. I bet I could manage to retire at 45 with that kind of money.
This person is greatly exaggerating. I bought a house in central Illinois with 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms for $130k
Also, just having a million dollars is a big step up
Highly depends on area. $1 million is about 16 years of the median wage. It can be hard to survive on the median in some cities, but can be OK in rural or extremely economically depressed cities/towns. I don’t think federal minimum wage is enough to survive anywhere without assistance.
yep. and at his net worth, a million is nothing, it’s a rounding error
That’s not bad, I wish my rectum was fertile.
“Hey Kevlar, hop on daddy’s shoulders, time to go to work!”
Capitalist scumbags live in golden prisons of their own making.
Meanwhile I can go almost anywhere on the planet alone without any major problems.
“Even if you win the rat race, you’re still a rat.”
Yup.
Being wealthy would be cool, but being a celebrity, a well known person. Nah dawg. Major pass on that shit.
So many things you can’t do anymore. Including basically all my favorite things. Sounds like a curse to me.
Who is going to protect him from his own security personnel?
Hopefully no one.
Hopefully he just vets them by asking grok “should I hire these guys”
Someone should send him a historical overview of Rome’s Praetorian Guard.
please don’t do that
send it to the bodyguards instead
I just want him to feel like he can never trust anyone. No matter how much he pays his bodyguards, it would only take someone else offering a few of them just a little bit more to get him out of the way.
Yeah, 20 is about the point at which you’re actually making it easier for a nut job with a gun to get access to you.
That’s why he had a human shield with him
Why would he need protection from them? When was the last time security personnel offed the person they were hired to protect?
1989, when Nicolae Ceasescu got killed by the Romanian Army officers he ran to for protection.
I always love to be reminded about that. It probably should have happened years earlier, but you take what you can get.
You’re right. Think about this. On January 6, 2021, Trump was illegally inciting an insurrection. He was surrounded by Secret Service agents who are only ostensibly paid to protect him.
Secret Service agents first oath is to defend the Constitution. So, they actually had a primary duty that day, not to protect Trump, but to arrest him.
They had all sworn a solemn oath that required them to take action against Trump, but nobody did anything of the sort. In fact, they famously broke the law by not retaining the information from their phones from that day.
JFK
It’s wild to me how Musk is proving (just like Trump is) how fundamentally weak and small he is.
Fred Rogers never had to travel with a single bodyguard.
Is he still using his own child as a human shield?
He probably forgot him somewhere again
Is the human shield kid a security professional too? By the time he’s 18 he will have 16 years of bodyguard experience, the perfect employee just like in those entry level job ads.
For legal purposes he’s a volunteer
For tax purposes, he’s office equipment.
For balance sheet purposes, he’s “Security Supplies (generic)”
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Good. Stay lonely with the gang of dudes you have to pay to hang around you and whose only job is to keep people away from you.
I just went to see a movie with a big group of friends and now getting a burger, before tonight I work on a creative project with some other friends who all really respect and appreciate each other’s talents.
Something this fascist freak will never have.
assuming the freak is even capable of wanting such things or even understanding why someone would want it.
Good.
That means he’s scared.
21 round magazine isn’t so hard to find.
I mean… There is a non-zero chance he might get Luigied…
man i can only dream
Poor term to use, since Luigi is an Elon fanboy.
Stalkers = women demanding child support.
Remember when UHC got shot, musk started using one of his children as a human shield. He would often hold the shield in front of him, Everytime he does a press release
“Foundation Security” 🙄
Probably related to the Foundation series from Isaac Asimov and Musk’s absurd idea that he is remotely a figure in some such space story.
iirc he’s named after some space serial character. I do wish he’d just fuck off to space.
I say next time Musk wants to get a permit to fly one of his Starship test flights, we require he be riding on the thing.
please. for all mankind. rid us of this musky odor.
You misunderstand him. When he said that space conquest would have casualties, he was thinking about NPCs. He’s the Player1 in this universe. Contrary to all of us, he’s not expandable: the game would instantly ends.
I’m willing to take that risk.
Well, seems the game is almost over.
Thats why he names his children like the way he does
lol
he has named his children: slider, sidarael, techno mechanius musk, AE,etc.
keta, mine, horse tranq, cybershit
He’s named after a character called The Elon from Werner Von Braun’s sci-fi book called The Mars Project
Asimov has too much empathy for Elmo
He probably identifies with The Mule.
Looks like his ketamine dealer has good stuff these days
To be honest as someone who works alongside these people occasionally: That’s a rather small security detail and I know of people with far far less money that have bigger security details.
20 people is not even a close protection detail, a chase car and an advance party plus medics, even less so if you consider that some people will be off duty, etc.
