• flop_leash_973@lemmy.world
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    I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?

    • Eastern European model

    • Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole

    • Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table

    • The end

    That’s a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.

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      Probably not from the theater (would be hilarious though) but since I would imagine they were online reviewers they may have been paid to watch it, which is close!

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    What the fuck is possibly the content of this movie?

    How to pretend to have a headache so you don’t have to sit on the mushroom again?

    Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?

    The story of the first mail order bride to become first lady?

    The story of the last occupant of the East Wing?

    Where to find Dick Tracey’s haberdasher?

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      Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?

      Wouldn’t those films sell better? Assuming she actually did any.

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        Oh she did, I’m referring to various things in this post but yeah she did some queer-baiting photo shoots as a model.

        No shame in being gay or even being “gay for pay” or a sex worker or any of these but she and her husband are vile, trashy hypocrites and are trying to dismantle rights for LGBTQ+ people. So, I think it’s worthy of ridicule.

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    Who would have thought?!?!

    Why wouldn’t anyone want to know the story of a vapid, valueless, and brainless model who married a mentally deranged piece of shit who wants people like her (Not “born RIGHT-WISE”) violently removed from “his” country? MADNESS

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    She says the movie shows her philanthropy.

    Now I’m really curious about watching the movie. Philanthropy and Trump are mutually exclusive words so… How?

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    The world would rather watch paint dry than watch a documentary about a pedophile protector like melania. Glad it failed miserably.

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          They’re really not. It’s just now being released in a theater. Not only that but it was paid for by Jeff bezos and Amazon. So why in the world would you think that they’re streaming it on Netflix? When in all reality it’s going to be streamed on prime video and not watched by a single person except for bots trying to raise the view count.

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            That commenter just says things assuming people won’t check. Note the name and you’ll start seeing inane takes regularly.

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    I saw the movie, it’s basically 90 second clips of her peeling away old people’s Depends©, wiping off the excrement from their limp diks and going to town, cleaning up, and attaching a new Depends©. Fk this white house hore