The loser, Nigel bought one of 3 tickets.
Shit. I was looking forward to a new Stargate.
Attention whore finds out.
humiliation. must get off on it. pattern seems to follow her
I hope it makes no money, but becomes a sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show esc group viewing phenomenon with audience interaction out of pure mockery.
I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?
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Eastern European model
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Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole
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Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table
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The end
That’s a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.
Illegally worked in the USA too.
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On the movie’s (real) IMDb page

Rotten tomatoes reviews… totally not bots.


Jeez, I sure hope they are bots. She has been a complete non participant when it comes to doing the tasks a First Lady does. Outside of her “I don’t care…” bullshit, she’s just done nothing. Well, except consistently try to weasel out of all attempts by her husband to touch her, anyway.
teriffic
Guess who wrote that one
Why would anyone in the UK want to see that film. Even the biggest right wing flagshaggers don’t seem to care.
I hope they both got refunds
Probably not from the theater (would be hilarious though) but since I would imagine they were online reviewers they may have been paid to watch it, which is close!
That be great if the were paid to watch it and still asked for a refund.
What the fuck is possibly the content of this movie?
How to pretend to have a headache so you don’t have to sit on the mushroom again?
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
The story of the first mail order bride to become first lady?
The story of the last occupant of the East Wing?
Where to find Dick Tracey’s haberdasher?
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
Wouldn’t those films sell better? Assuming she actually did any.
I do remember a nudity scene involving Donald Trump in The Apprentice.
Oh she did, I’m referring to various things in this post but yeah she did some queer-baiting photo shoots as a model.
No shame in being gay or even being “gay for pay” or a sex worker or any of these but she and her husband are vile, trashy hypocrites and are trying to dismantle rights for LGBTQ+ people. So, I think it’s worthy of ridicule.
Who would have thought?!?!
Why wouldn’t anyone want to know the story of a vapid, valueless, and brainless model who married a mentally deranged piece of shit who wants people like her (Not “born RIGHT-WISE”) violently removed from “his” country? MADNESS
Trump purchased her from Epstein
I’d believe you if she wasn’t so fucking old
Surely the only people buying tickets are teenagers who want to have sex in an empty theater?
I’d agree if I didn’t think that every single part of the movie would vaporize every bit of libido in a 2km radius.
Probably. The movie is so damn repulsive I wouldn’t be near a cinema playing it.
She says the movie shows her philanthropy.
Now I’m really curious about watching the movie. Philanthropy and Trump are mutually exclusive words so… How?
Maybe she snuck onto a boat to destroy some giant robots.
The world would rather watch paint dry than watch a documentary about a pedophile protector like melania. Glad it failed miserably.






