I have here all the fucks I have not gifted yet!
What a load of bullfuck!
Alternatively, Indian road rage. FUCK YOU BLOODY!
Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
Are you literally me
Turn off.
Hero we don’t need ❤️
now they all read as “fuck”.
Nah that would ruin the original joke.
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel
Motherfuck you!
I’ll piss the shit out of you.
I dont mean to shit on your chips, but eat fuck and die
eat fuck and die, the purpose of life (according to natural selection)
That’d be interesting to watch.
this probably the unfunniest shit ive ever seen
Oh, fuck out.
o7
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
one time in high school my buddy said something outrageous so i tried to respond (jokingly) with “I’m going to slap your face!” and also “I’m going to kick your ass!” but the two options both got shoved into my verbal buffer and that’s how I nearly mass murdered my entire friend group with laughter by accidentally threatening to slap his ass
Did you deliver?
no which is for the best lmao
I also like “what the shit?!” which I first heard in the movie Mallrats.
I remember it from a few years later in The Matrix, the guy yelling at Neo about his stolen phone.
Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
reminded me of the meme "Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive."
Yeah. I don’t get what you’re supposed to do when the normal swear words stop working. Imvent new ones?
Use household items, you absolute toaster.
Nonsense, you must be having a bath!
You lint licker
Sofa sucker!
Go smell bins
Serves the bed-wetter right
My wife is unironically like that.
“I’m going to shit your pants.”
“Don’t you mean ‘I’m going to shit my pants?’”
“No. You’re shitting me off, I am going to shit your pants!”
“Allright buddy, I’m going to shit yourself”
I AM GOING TO SHIT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR PANTS
I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy’s voice in a Russian accent.
Shitcock!