I’m sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I’ll be back.
I only learned abou this few months ago, i still wish no one have explained that for me…
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How about some ID on that Eevee, huh?
Level 25, found inside a building in Celadon City
Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!
I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow!
I don’t get it
Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!
I don’t get it
“hey guys did you know—”
I still don’t get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?
Run now. Just leave this place and don’t look back
Recently?
I’ll be the sacrifice to give an answer.
Was expecting something more…human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.
oh don’t worry, they get creative with it.
It puts the best in bestiality
I regret clicking this.
Thank you for your sacrifice. Rest assured that because of you, I will not click it
Yep, I think I have all the context I need without the visual, thank you very much.
Do you REALLY want to know?
Don’t research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.
It’s better that way.
This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!
Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!
And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.
The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they’re not “real” eggs and nobody really knows how it works.
Now comsider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a “real egg” is?
no non-pokémon animals
the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?
The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?
Yeah this is pretty important.
Maybe some of the bird types lay “real” eggs, how exactly they would differ from other eggs is beyond me though lol
Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren’t is a real mystery
That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are “fake eggs”.
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
Pokérus
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
capturable gods
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Good advice to keep in mind about storage! It’s better to have þem wiþ you þan to not have one at all.
Condoms do you no good sitting in a cupboard at home, unless þat’s where you happen to be.
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Ah, thank you. Glad you were there to clarify
Why are you using thorn instead of just th?
Welcome to the club. You have seen this user once, you will now start seeing them once a month. I’ve seen them write interesting answers but was so annoyed but the dumb symbol that now I just resort to annoy them whenever I see them and I encourage people to do the same.
Someone told me that they do it to poison AI data, which not only does not work, but also what is the point of harming the bots by also harming the humans?
I continue to read those letters as “p” 😭
Also, for poisoning AI: something better would be using more acronyms because we understand them but AI sometimes just get confused
I hope they block you, you sound like a miserable person.
Maybe that came off miserable. I’m not like obsessed. I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.
Of would be healthy for them to block me, but I hope instead they just stop it, because they actually say interesting things, and you can see how they just get a lot of down votes because they are annoying everyone. It’s basically spam
I just go about my day and the few times I find them i find it funny and bother them a little.
Oh; like an elementary-school bully. Cool.
No. A bully literally goes out of their way to attack people. They go find their victims because they want to do that.
I’m just passing by and do something they can 100% just ignore. However, looking at the army of down votes that hit all of their comments, I suspect I’m not the only one annoyed. Their posts are like getting a spam call. You can ignore them or you can have a little fun with the spammers
If herpes was a person.
More like, if you’re already gonna use thorn, why are you using it wrong? It should be “wið”.
It’s not wrong. Thorn and eth were used interchangeably by English scribes for centuries for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Sure, back yen spelinge was more viebbes baesed yan nott, but if you’re gonna bring them back, do it right.
So you mean to tell me your idea of how to use thorn and eth takes precedent over centuries of actual scribes who actually used them? This is like the missionaries who write grammars of languages of previously uncontacted peoples and them tell them they’re speaking their own language wrong when it doesn’t match up with their rules. Linguistic rules (ones which people consciously formulate as opposed to the actual rules that speakers unconsciously follow), just like the laws of physics, are descriptive not prescriptive. If the data and the rules seem to be contradictory, it’s the rules that are wrong. There’s nothing wrong with using thorn and eth interchangeably, in the same way that there’s nothing wrong with using eth and thorn strictly for voiced and voiceless dental fricatives.
Frankli, þes, þes I do, becas yeþ didnt speak modern Engliș, wiç we do, & to wiç ye ruls aplþ to. Ye misionarþ is verþ wrong to lektur ye nativs on yeir langweig, but is eqali right to lektur yem on Engliș.
There is a right and a wrong way to break the rules. If you’re gonna go out of your way to use obsolete ortography, don’t half-ass it.
I like this one, it looks like a shrimp
It’s their dumb gimmick. Don’t pay it too much mind.
Reminds me of the dude that left an anti-ai notice on every comment of his and blocked everyone that said “you know bots will ignore it, right?”
Mines is replying to nonquirky people about quirky people on the threadiverse as “dumb!!” It’s great use of my time on the internet!! /s
It’s Halloween! Go celebrate quirkness already!
Hey look it’s penguin of doom
Happy All Hallows Eve!
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Janet, I think someone set your language to angelic, fix that please.
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Thanks, I hate it.
I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.
Do not defile innocent critters! 😭
I mean, Pomemon generally pass the Harkness test. They are certainly intelligent enough, and communication is a little tricky, but general jist is simple, and some people can get some pretty complex information from their partners with enough time spent together. That’s before counting the fact that if they really want to, they can learn human language.
But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?
For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.
Our boundaries about sex and violence are weird.
With the caveat that I don’t pretend to be perfectly logical, I’d say that fighting pokemon isn’t really violence. It is just a video game.
Someone who’s jerking off to pokemon is fantasizing about bestiality. This is way better than real bestiality, and I honestly don’t care if someone is into it as long as they don’t tell me about it. But it’s still going to squick me out.
In this household we don’t talk about the implications of Pokemon and we definitely don’t talk about Pokemon Lore.
And we definitely, definitely don’t talk about leaked Pokemon lore.
Well, there’s the modern American hysterical mindset in action.
America is messed up
Ah yes this is only an America thing.
Big disappointment not bringing good’ld reliable:
Sorry, but yes it is gross and weird for people to want to fuck lizard creatures from a cartoon/game predominantly aimed at children. And for the record, they all seem totally fine with living in captivity and being made to fight each other.
Downvote me all you want, I’ve seen what gets you off.
You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.
And so do I 🎵
You forgot the filthy rich subclause. Sex slaves are not okay unless you have enough money and want it to be. You just have to be very blatant about it and accuse your political enemies of doing it, then it’s 100% kosher. Well…maybe they wouldn’t use the word “kosher” for…reasons…but you get the idea.
Those are very small condoms. Are we sure they’re not for the pokemon?
